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The Sunday Roast: Kristen Stewart

December 23, 2012

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So apparently the world didn’t end on Friday. Whatever, right? I mean, it’s not like I did anything drastic like coloured my hair blonde or anything because I figured there’d be no repercussions or anything, right? Yeah. Anyway… So what did end this year, was the ridiculous mind-numbing waste of time that was the Twilight […]

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The Sunday Roast: Lady Gaga

December 16, 2012

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Y’know, I can’t believe it took so long to get around to this one. Maybe it’s because I’ve been so tied up with real life that something as mind-numbingly inexplicable as Lady Gaga  has managed to escape my attention. That in itself is weird because there’s no getting away from the fact that you cannot […]

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The Sunday Roast: Chris Brown…

December 2, 2012

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Ladies and gentlemen! Today’s roast is scheduled for one round, one fall. And in the red corner, the challenger, with a record of one fight, one win by knockout, Mr. Tough Guy himself, Chris “She Was Asking For It” Brown! Please control your nausea until the very end. Ah yes, Chris Brown, aka Chris Breezy, […]

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The Sunday Roast: Khloe Kardashian…

November 25, 2012

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Today’s roast is a big one. No really, it’s huge, so I hope you came hungry. Today, we’re going large on…Khloe Kardashian.  Where do you start on someone whose biggest claim to fame is that she’s related to someone who’s more famous than she is? Seriously, the only reason we know about this woman is […]

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The Sunday Roast: Demi Lovato…

November 11, 2012

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Today’s roast is actually a surprise entry, appearing on the scene thanks to her amazing inability to be of any use to anybody on this planet. I’m talking of course about Demi Lovato.  Now a lot of people (or at least those who haven’t confused her with Demi Moore) will be all like “Ehrmehgerd! How can […]

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