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Will It Suck? Alien Rimjob Edition…

December 17, 2012

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So alien flicks fall into two distinct camps: the ones where they’re here to help  us (Cocoon, ET, the first 5 minutes of Prometheus) and those where they’re here to mess up our shit (War Of The Worlds, Independence Day, the rest of Prometheus). Of course, the second batch is infinitely more fun. Invaders from […]

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Five For Friday: 5 Reasons Star Trek Into Darkness Is Going To Rock…

December 7, 2012

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As you may or may not know, I do The World’s Most Unfair Movie Review in a feature on this site called “Will It Suck?” where I make sweeping pronouncements on whether or not a movie will be worth the cost of admission based on its trailer. Let’s face it: these days trailers are an […]

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Will It Suck? It’s A Kind Of Magic Edition…

November 27, 2012

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There are great heist movies like Rififi, Heat and, of course, Heist.  And all great heist movies have a few things in common: great casting, great direction and great production. All great heist movies have something else in common: the twist. It’s that little tendril of the tale that pulls you suddenly and unexpectedly into […]

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Five For Friday: 5 Sequels That Were Actually Good…

November 2, 2012

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Usually when Hollywood finds something good, they try to rehash the formula and replicate that success. They call it the sequel. I call it the 99% failure rate. The cinemas are overrun by half-baked sequels that suck so much ass that they threaten to collapse our universe into a crap-scented vortex where mediocrity will overwhelm […]

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Ruining It For Everyone…

October 25, 2012

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Sometimes I get tired of celebrities with their oh-so-perfect lives and their diva attitudes. Take for example the news that Megan Fox wants to sue some folks for fake nude pics of her. Seriously? That makes as much sense as Pamela Anderson running for congress. I get tired of hearing about the most recent douchebag […]

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